Buzz Drunk:
Anytime someone has sex needlessly, take a drink.
Whenever there is a scene on the roof, take a shot.
Blackout:
Every time Johnny (Tommy Wiseau) says “Lisa”, take a drink.
For whenever Johnny says “my future wife”, take two drinks.
Anytime there is a fake or horrible…
Tiffany!!! We need to get on this.
Yeah but you know we’d end up hammered 12 minutes in….